February 2011

“Get ready for the gun show! Hulking Mark DeSanto refuses to tell which sites he’s graced with his bulges (guys with iphones?) but he gives all sides of his Grade A beef to Paragon Men!

Bodybuilding icon Flex Wheeler is Mark’s hero, so it’s a good bet this Vegas he-man will get even more massive. And we’ll document each phase of the supersizing!

Mark came to the studio bronzed in body make-up and we sat him down on a white couch. Dumb! Nothing that a little maid service (not that kind!) can’t solve. We learned another lesson: never put a mirror before a bodybuilder. They will make love to themselves. Not that we mind!

When he’s not hiking around Lake Meade or through the mountains, Mark fantasizes about orgy scenes, like the one he saw in the movie “Caligula”. The more the merrier – just the way we feel about his muscles. WHEEERE’s the beef? In our Penthouse!”

February 2011

"If you want the boy next door – go next door! Spiros is at home where we can watch him jerk off! This newcomer is easy on the eyes – but once the swimsuit came off – who’s looking at the eyes?

Spiros cares about our readers – and hopes you enjoy the content. Sweet! This Greek-American stud also likes to try “freaky” things – like the one time he had sex on a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade float. That sounds (hot) loads better than the usual stuffing!

Speaking of recipes – back in college, Spiros once ate spicy Thai and then went down on a girl. She ran shrieking, pussy burning, panties at her ankles, to rinse it off. She may well have been running from his monster, pipe-layer of a cock! He could beat people with that bat! Judging from the tizzies his nudes inspire– he may have to!

The best part? Spiros is baring it all for Paragon to help pay for medical school – apparently he plans to keep hearts beating long into the future!"