March 2011

“Welcome this stud to the stable! How do you put him into words? Joao’s photos are worth a thousand words- per pixel!

Joao voluteered in Haiti after the earthquake. Talk about devastating! How’d you like to see him sifting through your rubble?

Joao came into the studio hairy (we love the gruff scruff) and hours later he left shaved. In March, Joao rocks the beard and cum summertime – he’ll be here sleek and chic! Stay tuned! In the meantime, Joao puts artistry into the nude. Michaelangelo, eat your heart out!

For double Joao pleasure, hit up his own beef-stuffed site (www.joaocanecomodel.com).”

March 2011

“John “good ol’ boy” Taylor comes from the rural hinterlands of the Appalachians– by way of Babeland! This 6′ 3″ super sized stud is the odds on favorite for March’s Mr. XXX!

We found him on all sexy on the beach -and instantly knew John was the biggest discovery since Lana Turner sucked her milkshake at Schwabs. John was packing talent in all the right places! Though he hadn’t done much video before, he knew instantly just how to milk the audience…and himself!

We sat him down so our camera could gratuitously gaze up at his thick meaty, creamy thighs. He’s shaved to accentuate his homegrown beef, the chiseled lines, the hot thick shaft and balls!

Would you believe he once had wild sex in a Burger King bathroom? This time, John’s whopper is all yours!”

March 2011

“Super Mario! Who wants to play with his Donkey Kong? If you can’t stand the heat – stay out of the Penthouse! There is nothing like a natural, and baby he was born this way! Mario is our J.O pro.

Mario prefers a well-groomed woman (you can tell everything by the teeth, he explains). Girl, you need to open wide! This man is the cream of the cock – but he can’t stand it when asked: “Are you on the Jersey Shore?” No, his hot stuff is strutting the boardwalks of Paragon Men!

Mario’s biggest fantasy is to have sex with a blind person. They’d be much more sensuous without being visually distracted. He’s loves touch. And when you play Braille on his body, do not forget to tweak the nipple ring – it drives him wild!”

March 2011

“Hey Huck Finn, wanna play dirty? Homegrown hottie Tucker Smith hails from a town off the Mississippi and he ain’t afraid to wade in – he once had sex with a girl on her period. It just wasn’t the time of the month to say no!

Who could resist grabbing hold of that sexy mussed up hair and holding on for a wild ride on this All-American boy toy?

Barrel-chested, blue-eyed beauty Tucker has a soft side to match his naturally smooth skin. Tucker’s a (modern) family man who’s looking to get hitched! Put a (cock)ring on it!

He’s actually a caring, respectful, porn pup (exploding in our PH!) – so take advantage of him with your eyes!”

March 2011

“We nearly gave up on our Real Man segment, but Marco changed our minds. He’s got everything we look for in a Real Man – the face, the fur, the huge fucking cock!

He likes to make a first move, but is flattered when someone moves on him. He always says yes to forthrightness! Marco’s got an Italian and Spanish background – that’s a hot load of latin blood, with a double dose of foreskin!

Once, he had sex in an Italian forest overlooking the tower of Pisa. We’re not sure if that’s a metaphor, but either way Marco admits when he whips out his mighty cock, people tend to say “wow”. Bow wow wow.

Size queens, on your knees!”