April 2011

“JESUS, don’t get distracted by the neck art – this muscle god is savior. Anthony loves to lift weights because it “takes his mind off things” – and puts our mind on other things! His things, precisely. We’d eat lunch off the big bubble ass, swing from those meaty lats, run laps around the awesomely girthed neck…and go back for greedy seconds!

His massive cock is 10 inches, and that’s just in width! Only a mild exaggeration. Anthony’s shaved and spongy with thick-shafted heft is one of the biggest we’ve bagged. This may be one of the many reasons a woman once declared: “I’m not a slut, but please fuck me!”

This raven superhero shares all his secrets in our XXX gallery. Uniform lovers, batter’s up! We slide his baseball leggings down his thighs just far enough to keep erotic allure AND expose all the glory of sliding into home!

Oh – Anthony’s really, truly smart but loves to party hard, which is a contradiction. When you’re this hung, we’ll take our contradictions as they cum. Watch him blow a hot (party flavored) load in our PH!”

April 2011

“Fur the record, silver is sexy. He may have done it for the money (why lie?) but he left us in debt! Sergio kinda looks like Cap’n Jack Sparrow, no? Only hotter, more ripped and nekkid! Savvy?

This ageless adonis originally comes from Budapest. Sergio’s accent and charm (and cut up bod) only add to the sex appeal. His runway-ready face says “get over here” – and the wide-set eyes say “closer!”

Stunning Sergio is also in the running (it’s tough competition) this month for brawnust back(side)! He also likes boobs. He’d play with boobs all day with them if he could. He loves to dive (into boobs?) and to travel – one day he hopes to own his own travel agency.

We didn’t need to make one edit to his mouth-splattering jerk-off! Sergio saved up during a rock hard and potent XXX shoot –and when it came (oh it did come!) time for video, he was ready to explode. Stroke, stroke, wham, bam – April Showers* are courtesy of Sergio!

*Yes, they make things grow.”

April 2011

“It’s not poetic, but let’s come out and say it: the hose matches the house. It’s huge, it’s beautiful, it’s perfectly cut! And of course it gets pulled out, tugged, and kinked in our Penthouse.

Taking your eyes off Tyson Longhook is impossible. Like if you saw a unicorn crossing the road, could you take your eyes off? He’s got that magical, mythical attraction – and we dig how he collars his hog with a cockring. Jealous!!!

This black stallion is humble and affectionate. He’s also a semi-pro wrestler and has laid them flat all down the eastern seaboard and as far away as San Antonio, Texas. He’s also a personal trainer who loves to make people look and feel better about themselves. See, he’s a giver 🙂

“Stop working out,” they told him. “You’re going to explode!” – explode he does, on XXX laptops across the paragoniverse – penetrating deeper than any man has penetrated before! We’re lucky to have him. For the shoot, Tyson arrived and knocked on the door – at the wrong hotel! Thankfully nobody answered or we may have lost him to a very lucky, horny hotel guest!”

April 2011

“He’s not Italian, but maybe he should be?With a perfect mix of smooth and hard, Michael Anthony is a creamy marble statue worthy of the Uffizi!Add lusty feline eyes, chiseled face and irresisbible furry armpits…and the mesmerization is complete!

His gallery shots rollover, rollover, rollover – sorry, was that a command? If only!

Michael modeled for a beefcake 2011 calendar (Mr. April?) sold at Barnes & Noble.If you hurry, he may be on the clearance rack, or (more likely) behind the register as employee inspiration!He knows just how to pose and turn and show off that fabulous physique!Hey Michael, how about posing for Paragon’s 2012 calendar?

Michael also stars in an artistic fitness book by Rick Day, models, plays baseball, and plans to be a successful stockbroker.Oh, he once had sex in a Coach Bus Bathroom – while it was moving.Pass the hand sanitizer!We suddenly feel dirty – in more ways than one!”