June 2011

“Mr. Satin, if you like it rough! This 225 lb bodybuilding man-o-wow was born special and we’re especially proud to add this stud to our stable! He’s a bodybuilding freak and nutritionist (despite a fondness for garlic bread and lasagna) who once made a girl orgasm on a roller coaster (c’mon, it’s romantic).

You, too, can feel the whiplash when you click on his meaty XXX, um, everything. The massive thighs alone are covered with veins; a network of Amazon tributaries leading cocksure explorers to the motherlode. But if you want to score, suck on his neck! He’s also partial to down to earth realness and turned off by people who brag about money. He works in fitness because it changes lives.

That’s our Mike Satin – making a lasting impression. Just like he does in our penthouse, pumping his fat cock. What? You didn’t think he was making such a huge deposit…in a bank?”

June 2011

“Um, Black Beauty is no longer rated G! Adonis Jay once performed a sexed up scene for “Strippers in the Hood” and is a dancer, model, actor or, as we like to say: many months worth of self-gratification! He is one gorgeous, chiseled, irresistible hunk of chocolate. He’s also got a legendary (you’ll see) thick, long, downward sloping cock to match his mass.

He’s into phat asses and pretty faces, but a girl better be open to anything sexually. He means: Willing to do anything. Full throttle if necessary. In fact, he once did it driving down the New Jersey turnpike at 70 MPH. It’s not easy to slow down with that kind of horsepower! Adonis loves to make girls squirt, and squirt (and squeal) is all they do when they ride with this stud (MPH notwithstanding).

Above all, girls after this hot rod must be witty and intelligent. Not to worry, we’re sure it’s only brain juice they’re squirting! And Adonis sure knows how to handle his power tool. During his XXX shoot, Adonis pumps such an energetic load the Penthouse is still drenched!”

June 2011

“He’s not naked, he’s completely covered in a bright light! Dave Romero was born in Budapest (so the Brazilian on his head is not native). He loves attitude, eyes, a good personality – and most importantly, he loves $$$!

He’s got that sexy sports star look, so it’s no surprise he’s a professional wrestler in his native Hungary. He also loves life and laughter, blah blah blah – take your clothes off! Who doesn’t want to see this stud out of his singlet and flat on the mat? Or posing his impossibly cut up body and whipping out his possibly perfect uncut meat forever in the annals of Paragon Men?

Being his first time whacking his cock on film, he was a bit nervous, but we caught (got?) him XXX stroking, and so can you! By the way, what is it about Eastern European beauties? Seriously, it’s like 99% of Hungarian men give the ugly ones a bad name!”

June 2011

“Unveiled! He’s our gallery god for June. Jason Landis has the creamy hard texture of an Italian marble right out of the Renaissance, or a fairy tale. Pure timeless perfection – like Dorian Gray in a portrait that never ages or Narcissus gazing at his reflection in the pond. The untamed mane, hard flesh, his hot buff body fresh from the Florida surf.

Jason can ride a wave, and we have a feeling he’s gonna take this one very, very far! In his free time, this fresh faced beauty works on cars, money markets and handfuls of breasts in the B to C range. He also likes long legs (not sticks) and a little something in the rear.

When he’s dressed, Jason often gets mistaken for Bon Jovi’s son. When nude, Paragon subscribers might mistake him for a five alarm fire. Phew! Did we mention, he works in hospitality?”