December 2012

“Words are cheap, but talk is hot! Mike Buffalari makes gets himself and his fans off with a powerful XXX solo session. He gets there verbally, telling you exactly what’s happening as it plays out nude. He’s like a sports commentator, only hot.

Unbelievably, Mike’s new to busting nuts for public, ahem, consumption. He only recently busted that cherry at Manifest Men and now he’s back to hammer out a load and perfect the sweaty sweet talk.

This Taurus bull (just give us 8 seconds, cowboy!) lost his virginity to a hooker and once had an orgy of 6 transsexuals at once. He reads the Village Voice (mostly the back pages), owns a size 12 foot (draw your own conclusions! Better yet, test them out in our PH!), loves Mickey Rourke and hates shit on his dick.

Mike may look like the immortal hotties from The Outsiders, but who’d win in this rumble? Everyone involved? We asked Mike if he had any words for his growing fan club, and he only said, “I’ve never been fucked before…”

And with that, let the online auction commence!”

“Happy Horny Holidays. No mistletoe necessary! December is full of big package surprises… ready to unwrap? For our 4th anniversary, Paragon teams up with Adonis Club to celebrate. We’re putting these and more naked muscle hunks on a pedestal 12/15 in New York City. Come see skyscrapers come to rock hard life!

Move over, Ken Doll, here’s something just as pretty but twice as meaty! In a PC world, the perfectly pumped proportions of Braden Charren would be banned as promoting an unachievable ideal of manhood. Paragon promotes unfair ideals… to great acclaim!

This model cam star stripped for our cameras just before a bodybuilding show. At the top end of his weight range, Braden stuns with a muscle-rippling jack off session so hard… to forget. This Maine attraction is a sculpted 187 to 210, 5’9″, 30/32 with massive ballsack and a thick hammer. Want inside this toolbox? Braden’s a sucker for friendship, family, love and strength. Also, meatball pizza.

As bodybuilding isn’t forever (gravity said so), Braden practices golf (the fairway to heaven). Not to worry, at Paragon unfair pieces of fine plastic are forever!”

December 2012

“Sometimes the luckiest comes last. That’s not to say beefy Benny G was last to splat in his XXX solo shoot (watch – he couldn’t WAIT to blow!), it’s we were lucky to find Benny last minute for the explosive last issue of Paragon’s epic year.

Why is Benny’s name inked on his back? So you won’t forget who you’re fucking! An aggressive bottom and self-identified sexual freak, Benny’s cockring recently activated the airport security scan. He was subjected to a procedural molestation the TSA calls “enhanced” – an entirely appropriate word for this piece of Philly ass!

At 220 pounds, this hunky pisces has known his share of fish – one girl he took out called him two days later to say she’d found a condom up her clacker. Now that’s the diplomatic way to ask for a second date!”

December 2012

“It’s true, we met in Vegas. The affair didn’t last long, but thankfully erotic memory is long and unforgiving – much like this Cuban cock! We’d provide Mike’s last name but there are seven in total, which means of course that this stud is Latino royalty.

The sultry dark eyes of Mike betray nothing of bright academia, where he studies history and paleontology. That ups our compatibility factor, as we are both passionate about digging up and displaying the biggest bones in history.

For preservationpurposes… check out his XX Vegas spread and see what happens in the shower, the steam room, andall the forbidden sensual stages now starring Mike’s foreskin encores. So many nerve endings, so little time! He’s inserted a “pearl” into the shaft of his dick, to better bang greedy clits – it’s a Cuban thing, and whatever they do in a dictatorship… rules!”