January 2013

“Presenting Paragon’s newest XXX discovery. In the tradition of Magic Mike comes the man with the moves that make even the asexuals swoon. Though just 19, in bed he already gets called Daddy. It’s not that he’s nurturing, it’s he’s a strict taskmaster. Nobody comes until he does!

Jonny is a table dancing stripper who used to be a mechanic, reminiscent of that iconic greased up Herb Ritts stud(y). It also explains his tattoos. One is a wrench (so much the better to screw with) and the other, some type of a gear? Let this teenage sensation switch on your engine as he pumps himself into high gear in our PH.

Jonny’s putting himself through college and majoring in law (of attraction?). Friends say he’s overly obsessed with chiseling his form, but what is ‘body dysmorphia’ but a lame excuse for jealousy?

This stud loves his iron, his cars – and his firearms. Gun control? Not on this body!

January 2013

“Like a forecast of mostly sunny with a chance of rain – Derek Parker is mostly gay, unless she’s hot and he’s drunk. How’s that for postmodern? This hirsute Long Beacher is 27, 5’10” and if you notice in his mind-blowing XXX video – the nips conduct electricity that commands his rock hard, thermos of a cock.

A fan of ink, Derek considers his body his art. If every canvas were as memorable, the world would be a better place! Check it HUNG in our gallery and, like John Lennon, imagine.

Derek’s a steak and potatoes man (food, too), enjoys bike riding, tanning and blaring Nicki Minaj. The first time he took a cock, it hurt so much he headbutted his partner and knocked him out. Derek got the hang of it and is now one of the nicest guys in naughty hardcore porn, always with his polite personal credo: Don’t hate, penetrate!”

January 2013

“Santa works one day, and the rest of the year he sits in judgment. That old fart must have had a magnanimous streak with naughty Johnny Rocks because his stocking is stuffed to capacity! It’s 9 genuine (not internet!) inches. Trust, they’ve been verified by the best in the business!

Johnny Rocks and his model looks go an extra long way in our PH – he loves to blow, and this “bad habit” often overwhelms him. Say he’s in a mall or at the movies – he’ll get an urge and hit the toilet to splatter public ceramic. At 23, he lives in Palm Beach and is keen on sports – most especially aggressive ones like motorcross and football.

Johnny had a recent nightmare that his dick broke off during sex. If that happens – finders keepers! He’s new to the biz – but moves naturally like a seasoned pro. Johnny (gets his) Rocks off exceptionally. Watch and see – bad habits are contagious.”

January 2013

“We picked up Josh Long from the airport, and he was so eager he started taking off his clothes right there in the car. When we began to shoot, the studio’s fire marshall kept testing the alarm. They must have known about the sex heat we were creating, the owners being Baptists and all…

Cheeky Josh eats anything that’s not healthy, and that includes losing his virginity to his brother’s girlfriend! He doesn’t fear the forbidden fruit and describes himself as “sexual”, not gay or straight.

He addicted to the Word With Friends app and when he’s not scrambling letters, he flashes his XXX numbers – and then some. Josh wishes his chest were bigger, but no complaints about the all-over mammal fur he trims one inch per month. According to that growth rate, you officially entered cub territory. Look out – this one’s feral!”