September 16, 2014

“When curious Kurt Beckmann visited Miami earlier this year, after his workout one day he decided to do a little personal spelunking. So freshly pumped and primed for a little adventure, Kurt strolled over to the abandoned sports stadium not far from our studios. Something about the faded grandeur of the graffiti-covered sports palace seems to have moved him – or at least caused a noticeable seismic shift of his always-tumescent manhood. Anyway, when a muscleman like Kurt gets hot, he’s just gotta flex, pose, whip it out, and go to town. Lucky we were there for the action – but then again, we know Kurt.”