December 1, 2014

“Sebastian Hook has joined our small army of fucking studs. What I love most about this guy is he’s a people pleaser. He wants to be liked, he wants to impress, and most of all, he wants as many scenes as we can give him. He’s muscle jock meets teen wolf. I’m calling it now, Sebastian Hook is going to have a breakout year. In our very next update, he dives right in and loses his anal virginity to Zane Penn.”