March 6, 2015

“Meet Clay Anker at GayHoopla, our newest skateboard frat boy. What we like most about Clay is he’s just super laid-back and chill. He likes to seek approval to make sure everything he’s doing is right. Killer smooth personality that matches his tight bod. Brown shaggy hair with a tight little asshole Rancher’s been begging to see blown out. Clay is definitely worth 10 minutes of your time, if you’re trying to blow a wad anyway.”