June 22, 2015

“These little Latin boys sure are size queens. Armond Rizzo is back, and he puts us all to shame with his skills wrangling ridiculously large penises. Whose ridiculously large penis is in the running this time, you might be wondering? It’s Mario Costa, who is new to the set of Lucas Entertainment, and with any luck he will be making a return appearance in future films… with endowment like that, it would be a shame not to. And judging by 16:25, I think Armond Rizzo is in agreement. Clearly, Mario Costa is a skilled top — it must all be in the Cuban breeding.”