February 6, 2018

Freshmen Issue #70 {Freshmen of the Month} Featuring Jim Durden & Kirk Gauguin, Fabien Jacq & Jordan Faris, Jerome Exupery and Helmut Huxley

“Here is an example of a better directed opening. It’s a simple story involving Kirk trading his carefully prepared breakfast in exchange for sex with Jim.

GD: My observation? Kirk is cute, but a lousy haggler. He could easily of enjoyed both the breakfast and Jim as Jim always want’s sex anyway. I guess he was hungry for things other than breakfast.”

“Here is your promised scene with Jordan and Fabien. We gave Jordan the enviable task of training Fabien for two reasons: First, he is friends with Jordan. Secondly, some seem to believe that Kevin trains a bit too often.

GD: Should you get tired of Jordan, we have another potential trainer eagerly awaiting the call: RcgRcg. He’s offered his services many times!”

“This year we are releasing two valentine’s day documentaries from South Africa. One contains a rich mix of boys and this one features Helmut and Jerome.

Some of you have expressed a desire that Helmut finds a boyfriend other than Jerome. We’ve relayed your preference to Helmut, but he remains adamant. He will not dump his boyfriend to satisfy the fantasies of some of our customers. Alas, there are times when following your heart leads to poor customer service.”