September 15, 2022

“You would think that with a dick that big, Jack would be totally happy with it, but instead, whenever he hears of someone else with another big one, he ALWAYS needs to find out if he is still the biggest. Since the competition is so close today, they decide to use the old ‘Kevin’s throat’ measuring tool to see who actually has the biggest.

At the end of the day, however, it doesn’t really matter as both guys are certainly in the top percentile, and both know how to put their weapons to good use. Today’s dick feast features starters of mutual blow jobs, a main course of Keiran plowing Jack’s eager hole, and a rich and creamy dessert. If you all enjoy it enough we think we will make it a permanent menu item.”