August 24, 2023

“You can tell that our directors have a sense of humor when they have Peter Annaud, Bastian Dufy and Jack Harrer trying to tell us that having a big dick doesn’t matter, as collectively they have enough penis between them to even satisfy Marcel Gassion, but we are about to find out if Peter and Jack are enough to satisfy Mario Texeira and Alan Mosca, who are the latest guys to take the challenge. We’re not sure why Bastian ran off after the intro, as it would have made a great scene phenomenal, but as it is we think Jack and Peter are able to keep our freshmen satisfied.

This is the first part of a double-day scene, but we’ve made a different plan for you and will keep part 2 for next week instead of Saturday.”