Featuring Mike Tucker
January 31, 2025

“If wiry, unpretty, and hard-assed real men are your thing, you’re not gonna be able to get enough of Mike Tucker. He’s the guy who’d repo your car after just missing just one payment – you only wish you could accompany him back to the lot, with him sitting firmly on your face (as punishment) the whole time. And speaking of hard-assed, that’s one supple, firm posterior: why is it that tough guys like Mike always have such bea-you-ti-full booties? We don’t know: it’s just the universal reality.”