“Congratulations! Your company has finally found a supervisor who really knows how to motivate you: Aaron Bruiser. I guess they realized that you love having some big sock-clad feet to look at while you work. Aaron puts in lots of time at work and is on his feet all day to make sure guys like you are working their hardest. Those meaty feet of his are size 12, and his LinkedIn profile said they get pretty ripe after wearing his socks for a week at a time. When he puts his sexy feet up on the desk the sweet smell and motivating sight causes productivity to rise across the board.”