January 2011

“It’s a New Year, and we resolve not to mess with success! After 150 of you voted him 5 out of 5 stars, Ian (head) turner is back for more! We shot this cocksure buck so explosively last year posing in a hall of mirrors, we brought him back by popular demand.

He’s got a little less hair, and a little more turn-up-the-heat experience, but the best thing about this young dude with a tude? He never disappoints, loves to work a camera, and fan clubs are his highest priority.

Whoops, Ian didn’t mean to turn you on. Bullshit! Modesty will never suit this stud, which is why we let him do all the work – head to the Penthouse and join in: With Ian it’s all-play!”

January 2011

“This is John Galt spouting! And he’s got more than a mouthful! This golden beefcake makes one wonder if he’s what Nietzsche meant when he said man must transcend himself!

John never got attention growing up and wasn’t in shape, so he killed two birds with one (rock hard) stone! Now that it’s time to blow a hot load for his first time (he doesn’t say that a lot!) online, he loyally chose the Paragon Penthouse!

Locked in a padded room? John Galt likes em mildly psychotic; it keeps things interesting! One time after sex, an ex-girlfriend stuck her chewing gum up inside his sticky, generous foreskin. Yeah, she was probably off her meds. Hot!!

Galt also owns Brooklyn’s Adonis Lounge, where young, horned up studs line-up to drop their pants for tips. Gratefully, John helped us hand pick from his sexy stable for our site. Keep coming back, and they’ll keep coming!!”

January 2011

“Holy smokes, it’s a five alarm fire! If so, Tyrese can be found sliding down poles! He’s a pro firefighter, which means he gives good gush (Check out our Penthouse for the proof)!

In fact, the strangest pick up line Tyrese ever heard was: “My hole has a leak, can you plug it for me?” We have no doubt Tyrese’s thickly sculpted hydrant rose to the occasion!

Tyrese likes older women, but the cutoff is forty, which has us scratching our heads. But hey, we don’t judge!

Tyrese’s dream job is a sergeant in the military, but for now he pushes around unruly patrons while working as a bouncer. With his dreamy model face and those 215 pounds of prime, peak meat, he gets hit on by all races but mostly too-tan white Jersey girls hunting for chocolate. Hands off, Snooky. This month he’s all ours!”

January 2011

“Darren Goldberg grew up in sunny San Diego,– heating up his well-chiseled instrument, which has women under his spell – even his mother, who still does his laundry!

In preparing for a shoot, Darren takes 4-5 days to become camera ready, and then even a slice of sushi is cheat-food! His eats nothing but a communist-era ration of yams, oatmeal, and wet pussy.

Growing older is a privilege Darren can brag about! He’s a super-sought after 40 plus male muscle model – starring this month as a Paragon Man, and also gracing the pages of EMO (Exercise for Men Only) magazine!

It wasn’t his intention to get hot, horny, bothered, or streak naked- but after flashing a hot thatch of pubic hair, he yanked down his underwear to expose his supple, so-suckable shaft. Before you knew it, another worship-worthy cock at your service!”

January 2011

“If you haven’t seen him, you’ve definitely heard him! With a voice as sultry as the black panther licking his flawless torso, Ben is one of Hollywood’s hottest voice-over actors. He is also a dedicated and civil liberties activist. And he certainly inspires human rights –to lustful applause! – taking off his clothes!

We shot Ben for our artistic gallery at his home in the Hollywood Hills – sprawling him out like a piece of erotic full frontal furniture. It’s hard, er, um, difficult to gaze at his body without tingling. The man is as seductive and reassuring as his mellifluous narration.

Arranging his naked perfection before his large picture windows, we asked politely if the neighbors mind? “I paid a lot of money for this view,” answered Ben coolly. What a view it is! So you know, Good Morning in Tinseltown is hotter than a pot of Sanka!”