October 2011

“Who feels like chicken? Young Chris is ready to butter your biscuits! Truly, he wants you to know that. Chris spreads so well, that boyish glint in his eyes alone is enough to make ‘em melt.

This smooth, hard stud lived in Montreal for ten years – until he got tired of the cold. Now this naughty schoolboy is heating up Sarasota, Florida, looking for a steady job modeling underwear or swimwear. He’s off to a rip-roaring start in our gallery where he teases the masses with that lean, lithe stomach, the taut torso and all the edible leftovers.

He admits a dog once bit him in the ass while he was having sex. Forget rabies, more importantly: did Chris stop pumping? The answer is no, and you can see why this guy’s got the charm, looks and tenacity to keep on going. Don’t let the innocent smirk and buff biceps fool you – his favorite place to do it is in a church parking lot. Did we mention even dog’s can’t keep their paws off?

Chris is a fan of the gym, beach and French new wave cinema. But first and foremost – he’s posing his rock hard stuff, in the buff, to increase his, er, marketability.

Oh, and Chris hates denial. So do we! Now lick that butter knife.”

October 2011

“Zippedy doo-da! Life is a glorious bluebird with dream-carved, superior gene-smitten Mr HASS! He’s also mod and au-courant as HASS is nothing short of an acronym for Hot And So Sexy. And about him, there is nothing short at all!

He bares every last inch of alpha-male perfection in our scorching Paragon PH reveal- including that massive, throbbing third leg. The epic proportions don’t stop there and with his broad build, juicy ass and flawless cheekbones, Hass defines exactly why chocolate is so addictive!

He wants to write screenplays about women, as he is mad about them (full lipped brunettes to the front of the line). He also loves breasts and thighs. Hey, so does the Colonel!

Hass thinks about women 90% of the day (what about the other 10%?) and his ultimate fantasy is a mother/daughter tag team. Yes, he loves MILFS and hates it when they have a beautiful daughter he’s not allowed to speak to. Mamma Grizzly, why so cruel?

Hass grew up in Trenton, has a degree in accounting and works as a gymnastics instructor. That’s one limber resume that also includes modeling designer tees. OMG, he also plays rugby? Stop!

The first time he had sex, Hass was so nervous he ran a fever. These days, it’s difficult to downplay the swooning fevers his nudity causes. When it comes to HASS, everything is absolutely satisfactory!”

October 2011

“If there’s one model we’d like to offer a glass of woody Shiraz while we put on a sultry Adele record, it would be Jake Austin. This starry-eyed romantic’s goal is to live life to the fullest without hurting others. His other mantra is: “Let those you love know how you feel!” Fine, we’re horny.

Sexy Jake grew up in the ‘burbs, but recently moved to a town in Florida where he wanders sandy beaches in search of a partner. Who exactly is he searching for? “It used to be 70% looks, 20% personality and 10% brains in high school – now it’s 70% personality, 20% looks and 10% brains.” That is some ratio, Jake! We may need to get old Pythagoras to come test his theorem (or measure the hypotenuse?). Until then, simple is easy and percentages are HARD….

Mr Perfect tries everything at least once to say “I’ve done that” and cross it off his bucket list. In other words, check out his deceptively innocent face and blue eyes rock that hot shaved cock in the Penthouse!

He lets others make the first move (insert phone number here), he’s not crazy in bed and if you want to know his best, most rewarding boylicious pink part, he’ll let you decide. With Jake it’s easy. Just the way we like it. Sigh.”

October 2011

“‘I was always painfully shy – porn has done a lot for me to step out of that.’ Those are the pearls of wisdom from brawny, burly sex god www.jimferroxxx.com. The remedy for sheepishness? PORN!

Jimmy boy gave us one man-sweaty ride ending with a barrel-loaded bang! This hairy Thor wields a might sledgehammer. If he were a Viking, he’d definitely plunder a lot of Newfoundland! In fact, he loves ass so much that once he lost his Prince Albert ball inside of one. Yes, in an erotic pinch, Jim will donate his jewels to Ali Baba’s treasure cave.

Jim’s always admired Colt models and classic male poses, so when Paragon came calling…what can we say? He came! Ogle him at liberty in our fetish-lovers Penthouse video. Splat! Jim’s completely at home before the camera, and in his spare time he enjoys investing and spiritual readings. Won’t you help Jim find his angel cards?

He was a bond trader for years – so we know he’s good with number and abdominal crunching! He also works well with figures, as plainly he’s mastered his own. He hopes to master all figures as his fantasy is to be the ringleader in a gangbang of bodybuilders. So, who’s in? We’d go gangbusters for that.”

October 2011

“We met Michael Patrick about couple years ago at a go-see. The attraction was mutual (as in masturbation) and now he’s here to ruffle latent dander and loosen locked-up libidos! Michael was busy modelling for Playgirl, but we lured him to our studio where this second generation Italian got his fiery stallion on in our Penthouse!

When he’s not running the family farm in Italy – he provides hands-on labour to his cock for our worldwide audience! How we adore his raging fresh body, and especially those tawny nipples, like pennies under the Tuscan sun.

Michael makes the first move, and his favourite (he spells it like that, for u) place to get busy is a hotel rooftop, for example the Peninsula Hotel. He’s both a dancer and a real estate investor. One is for money, the other for love – and while we’re on that subject, Michael just loves the idea of watching live sex from the corner of a darkened room. Put baby in the corner and let him perv!

When it comes to a mate, looks are an initial start but a brain brings it home. Michael particularly likes it when they treat him cruelly right off the bat, like the woman who recently chirped in his ear, “You’re a hot disaster!” What happened next? Bitch got shuttled to the top of the Peninsula Hotel. Duh.”