December 2011

“Mythic muscle-stud Derek Atlas (Atlas Shrugged, he ain’t. Where do you think he got that name – Ayn Rand? Derek was christened during his stint at Randy Blue!) Still, he’s part of an elite 1%, and who can help it if the 99% are illegally camped out to demand his massive hindquarters #occupymyface?

In fashion-speak, the see-through fabric of Derek’s barely-there g-string is called diaphanous. In Paragon-speak, diaphanous means: rip that fucking fabric off immediately! We must (and so must you) admire Derek’s musky man-scent, the tumescent rise of his cock, the juicy thighs, multiple tats, pillow lips, bulging bod, and hooded eyes vaguely reminiscent of an ethnic, male version of silent star Talullah Bankhead.

Derek is a country boy, who dabbles (as hung and horny country boys are wont to do) in porn. All for a good cause: his huge gym, er, facility he’s expanding. Expansion is something this muscle stud excels at. For more, scour his website where you can watch him (wait for it…) get fingered for the very first time!

When we learned our end of the year muse was giving us a Christmas bonus of his famed DNA pudding all over our Penthouse… what did we do? We called in an additional cameraman. And let’s just gush – we needed them both!”

December 2011

“If you want to stand out from the crowd, 3D abs will do the trick! Bodybuilding guru Anthony Catanzaro clearly forgot to age. This self-assured, cut-up caramel veteran of Chippendales/Playgirl hot naked stud circuit is looking even tastier than he did in his 20’s. The secret to structurally sound cells, a fighting frame and a broad back as lean and mean as a belted bronco? Put down the fork and pick up a barbell. What? You knew it wasn’t vinegar enemas!

Anthony believes respecting yourself and others is the best way to look good at any age. He’s slipped Father Time a rohipnol and steamed up our XXX penthouse with a performance that proves why he’s the one male fitness model others seek to imitate. Our own Greg Wiener captured a series of scorchers (the shot of Anthony’s ample cock sexily drooping between his legs from behind, comes to mind) to make even the sexless swoon.

Everything about Anthony is real – even the tan! He recently starred in a romance novel TV reality show (huh?), and if you need proof that one needn’t be single and searching to be buff and banging – he’s happily married! At his own website, Anthony’s a prolific purveyor of articles, expert advice, DVDs, diets, and aphorisms like: Never search for God, he is within you. Easy for you to say, Anthony! But what about us earthlings?”

December 2011

“Unexpected pleasures are the best – at least when they smell, look and taste like this top of the line toffee! On a recent visit to Las Vegas, we went on a Sin City Gigolo hunt, stripping down the premier professional studs of Strip for your pleasure. The four-letter-word dynamo known to us as Gunn was the eighth of our Vegas models, and the only one we hadn’t previewed before the shoot. It could’ve been a foul ball, but Victor Gunn hit a home run. As you’ll see – bases were loaded!

Vic’s an elevator mechanic by day, and he tells us simply, “without elevators there could be no skyscrapers!” Woof – the only way is up (we’ll also settle for going down) on this smooth ride. Just take a look at his massive shaft! Egyptian/Latino in nationality, it curves down, drooping foreskin at an angle to perfectly slip into hot wet homes. Downward sloping schlong: it’s more than a yoga position. It’s ideal.

Watch what we made him do to the hotel room, showing off at a window where Teva-clad tourists could see from the Strip! He was comfortable, moved well, posed and pulled it like a pro until he squirted hot and sticky like cool whip on Saharan sands. He even left behind a Gunn-encrusted signature towel set. Puh-lease, the maids are still a-twitter. Let’s not even pretend this wasn’t the best show in Vegas since Tyson ate off Holyfield’s ear!”

December 2011

“The Holidays are here at Paragon Men! December is filled with packages too phenomenal to keep wrapped up. Get your fix here of the hottest muscle studs found across the cyber galaxy. From breathtaking galleries to the explosive Penthouse performances– testosterone presents are primed, pumped (and pumping) to please!

Live action hero Trent began it all for Paragon Men, starring in our inaugural issue over two years ago. After so many (some would call them threatening) emails begging us to get this masterpiece hung bare ass naked, he’s baack – and forward for full frontal! The first time was a charm, but the second time is a wank bank motherlode! We’re waiting anxiously for a third visit – and the highly prized DNA deposit.

The fitness cover model we dubbed “most lusted-after man on the web” is still a sweat-inducing sensation sweeping the globe. Yes, he is the new Zumba. Trent’s got a “Pride” tattoo, which he says refers to his Leo star sign, and this king of the jungle is not abdicating his crown! Still, he remains a humble plumber –now laying his own thick rigid pipe (more like a railing) in a XXX PH pictorial spread.

Much like Europeans smashed up against a World Cup fence, Trent’s manly allure is asphyxiating. Mercifully, he’s serving up enough hefty trunk and carved ass for all those clamoring for his meat. Speaking of trunks, his is a rare (mighty) South Carolina sequoia. It’s been said this is the best wood to keep a fire burning.”