October 2012

“‘Paragon Pops Porn Pup Marcus Ruhl’s Cherry’ – read all about it! Better yet – get comfy, click, and make a wank bank deposit with this sultry beauty we shot before anyone else got the chance.

Google Marcus and watch Paragon’s newest discovery get his fat ass (aka the Golden Gate) pounded, but we hit it here first – the unspoiled motherlode of a Colombian export complete with fine uncut cock, sand dollar nips and sexy board-short tanline.

He’s mum about the meaning of his various tattoos, but admits the Arabic one might be enough to open another round of prophet-insulting violence in Libya. Is he straight, bi, or gay? Marcus raises an eyebrow and answers “open” – and that goes double for his hole.

Coy boy? Not on film. A star is born as Marcus debuts his crowd-pleasing 200 pounds of cock play, pec play, ass play – getting primal XXX all over his jungle gym. Play – it’s a four-letter word!”

October 2012

“Known as “online adderall”, Adam Wirthmore is the drug that keeps focus on sensory overload. Cure that erotic A.D.D. and buzz to repeat viewings of distracting cock and ass games with those magnetic wide-set eyes, fuzzy pits, abs, oversized nutsack…

His fantasy was to have sex with a porn star, and he ticked that box. Damn, he became that box! Adam does porn to pay for college and lives in Coral Gables, studying design engineering at UM. His design (a genetic engineering feat, thanks Mom!) can be studied intensely in our Penthouse where, despite being a pizza-lover, he’s all muscle and all hard – all the time!

Adam’s a fan of Jon Stewart and President Obama and promises to name one of his infamous loads after the biggest Obama donor. It’s donation for donation democracy. Don’t get distracted!

Adam lost his virginity after a Christmas party in a hot tub, when an old friend turned up the jets and fucked him silly. It’s liable to happen to anyone, Adam. How about hosting a hot tub party, old friend?”

October 2012

"You’d never guess a hot model type with the long, lusty lashes and innocent almond eyes pays the rent doing fetish videos where girls slap his balls around. Punishment pays the bills!

Lance’s thick-as-a-brick fuck-tool is like a battering ram, and in our Penthouse he busts down the drawbridge like a come-to-life Tom of Finland. But over at sites like “She Owns Your Man,” he gets rammed by hot girls wearing strap-ons. Heck, he’ll even let dudes plow him “if the mood is right”. That’s a round table, Lanced – a lot!

He fills up on tacos and cigarettes and if he has a sexual fantasy, Lance simply films it the next day. He says his hobby is a full-time job, embodying Mark Twain’s sage advice to “make your vacation your vocation”.

Lance blames/credits the now distant eve he encountered a MILF in New Orleans. He gave her beads. She rode him hard (a gallop he never forgot), put him away wet – and only in the morning did she bother introducing herself. He’s been whipped ever since."

October 2012

“If you were stranded on a deserted island and granted just one wish, you might choose Diesel Washington before fresh water. It’s that old survival mantra: masturbation before hydration!

Diesel works up his slathered coconuts (ah, nutrition!) and ebony palm trunk (for a thigh-busting climb) in our PH – a hulking mirage of goatee, hot beef and plenty of pubes for needy and greedy eyes. This 6’6”, 240lb apparition and former Titan exclusive used to work for Verizon as a telephone repairman, and (ding, dong!) he’s again at your home about to lay cable!

In one A-ha! moment he decided to stop working FOR the man, and BE the man! Diesel is now both a professional trainer and escort. This mighty arm ornament goes after radiant personalities – because you can’t manufacture charisma. His tagline? “Flash the balls.

”He flashes Paragon a heckuvalot more with aplomb – and much like charisma, it can’t be manufactured. Some studs are just born with it.”